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Reflecting on the membership’s intent to have fun,
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To err is human. To put the blame on someone else is doubles.
Age has no bearing on your tennis game. It just keeps you from winning.
A tennis player went to the doctor because he heard music whenever he played. The physician cured him by removing his headband.
A middle management executive has to take on some sport, by his doctor's orders, so he decides to play tennis. After a couple of weeks his secretary asks him how he's doing. "It's going fine, " the manager says. "When I'm on the court and I see the ball speeding towards me, my brain immediately says, 'To the corner! Back hand! To the net! Smash! Go back!'" "Really? What happens then?" the secretary asks. "Then my body says, 'Who? Me? You must be kidding!'"
Q: What do you serve but not eat?
A: A Tennis Ball.
Q: Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player?
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball, and seeing no one around it might belong to, he slipped it into the pocket of his shorts.
Later, on his way home, he stopped at the pedestrian crossing,
"What's that?" she asked, her eyes gleaming with lust. "Tennis ball," came the breathless reply."Oh," said the blonde sympathetically, "that must be painful.... I had tennis elbow once."
The Tennis Player's Prayer
Please don't let me be so nervous
Give me speed and strength unhaulting,
Instill in me the skill and dash
When a high lob starts to fall,
Lord, I know you could, I'm sure,
With the guidance from above,
And, Lord, while on matters of this sort